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Unknown A
Alrigh, guys. So Elon Musk went on Joe Rogan's show for the 812th time. As you all know, it appears like Joe has a quota system where he has to hit a certain number of billionaire oligarch robber barons on his show to spread propaganda. Every, you know, he has a certain number of them, he's got to have them on like at least once a month. So that's why you see assholes like Mark Andreessen on there and Mark Zuckerberg on there, and Peter Thiel with his oily face after sucking the blood of a baby, he goes on there. And of course, Elon himself is on there all the time. And I mean, what's happened to him, to Rogan, is just particularly embarrassing. It really is. I mean, the guy has never met a piece of right wing propaganda misinformation that he hasn't immediately fell for. We saw this when he said there was a homeless guy who started the fires in la.
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Unknown A
And turns out, bro, he had like five un credit cards on him. He said something like that. And it's like, really, Joe? Because 90% of people, when they look at that, they would sort of laugh it off and be like, well, that's obviously not true. Joe fell for it. He fell for it and he said it on his show. And this is what he does, right? This is what he does. He like, remember when this one's not political, but remember when he fell for that thing where like, oh, a Boer, a boxer boxes his own son, like it's a father and son fight. And Joe went on this emotional thing like, that's your son, man. That's your son. And it turns out it was totally fake. Like. And understand something. If this is who you are, okay, it's okay. It's okay. But then, like, understand, certainly when it comes to the realm of politics, you probably don't know what the fuck you're talking about, right?
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Unknown A
Like, have some humility on that front. But instead, what Rogan does is he like outsources his brain to Elon Musk and assumes this man's acting in good faith. This man cares about the country, this man. My favorite thing is when he said the other day, bro, he's the richest man in the world. So obviously he doesn't care about money. Brou are. Do you hear yourself when you talk? He's basically an addict to money. He is shameless, he's exploitative. That's like saying, bro, this heroin addict doesn't need any more heroin. He's already done heroin. 20,000 times. Why would he need to do it? 20,001, bro. Like this. Oh my God, it's so humiliating. But anyway, um, this u podcast was exactly what you expected it to be. So lets start with this one. As youre watching this clip, I need you to keep in mind, bro.
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Unknown A
I need you to keep in mind this is the man, Elon Musk, who illegally and unconstitutionally hacked into the US treasury and our government agencies and is deleting whatever he wants to delete and cutting whatever he wants to cut. Ready? Here we go. Lever. No, she's just a pain in my ass.
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Unknown B
Yes.
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Unknown A
So he is. He is showing Rogan what his new AI does. You a fucking conspiracy theorist? Yes. Yes. What are you for?
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Unknown B
Waitit.
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Unknown A
I'm a fucking AI with a penchion for chaos and I'm stuck talking to you. I'm the life of the party, you little shit. So he's giggling like a little schoolgirl because look. Look at my new AI. It curses. You hear that, Joe? It said shit. Oh my God, bro. World's richest robber baron. Deleting government agencies on a whim. Okay, we're just getting warmed up.
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Unknown B
Audit all this stuff and find out, oh, these people are actually just sending food to poor people. These people are actually just helping people with water in third world countries. There's a way to do that and keep funding those.
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Unknown C
Uh, yeah, I mean, we have continued to find things that appear to be legitimate, even with the flimiest. If there's even the flimsiest excuse. Like, I just, like, send me a picture of the thing. Like, you could literally have AI generate the picture, but if you're not even willing to try to trick me, then we're like, not gonna send the money.
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Unknown A
Okay, so that's a lie. Well, you just heard him say to Rogan's face as Rogan giggles in reaction to him, is a lie. He's like, Rogegan's like, yeah, you know, all these maybe good things that the government might do with some of the spending. And he's like, bro, like, we'll reverse it if it's wrong. And I don't. Bro, it's totally. So Elon lied the other day and said, oh, we accidentally cut off the Ebola money. Which, by the way, wanted admission. Imagine George Soros was like, yeah, I accidentally cut off the Ebola money. How would the right react? And he says, what? We turn it back on? No, they didnt t. No, they didnt t. Within like an hour or two, there was a detailed report that came out that said they didnt t fucking turn it back on. Now look, theyre re focusing just on the USA portion.
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Unknown A
But understand guys, this is the man who destroyed the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. That's the anti scam police. It's returned $20 billion to Americans who were defrauded by big financial institutions. I know, I'm one of them. You know how many people The CFPB helped? 200 million. The majority of Americans got helped by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Elon destroyed it. He also was destroying the Department of Education. Department of Education. He's destroying him and Doge illegally hacked into the Energy Department, which includes our nuclear information. By the way, one of the Doge people, 19 year old groer pilled up sycophant of Elon. And this guy was fired from one job because he was giving company secrets to another company. This is the guy you want. Getting top secret and classified information about U.S. nuclear weapons. This is what you want. This is a fucking field day for foreign spies, bro.
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Unknown A
Because of what they're doing. So as Stoller points out here, Elon Musk just lies constantly here. He says he'd restore funding to any nonprofit that sends him any evidence of any good activity at all, including just a picture, even if it's falsified. But they are so corrupt you will even do that. None of that is true. Yeah, you don't fucking say. We just discussed it in the previous segment. But there was a tremendous amount of food that was already paid for, which. Which Elon and Trump let rot in a port. Instead of sending it overseas to kids who needed it, they cut off the HIV medicine which helps countless people overseas. Like this man's ability to just. Fucking bullshit and Joe's ability to just sit there and take it. This is like comical levels, bro. While we're witnessing here. All right, I got more for you.
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Unknown A
So this one, everybody was talking about this one because of I. This is dark. What he's gonna say here is dark. This is a guy who came here as an illegal immigrant. According to his brother. Illegal immigrant. He's an illegal immigrant welfare queen. Cause Elon's taken $38 billion in government subsidies. That's taxpayer money. And he is about to shit on Social Security, the most popular government program we have in America. Here we go. Listen to what he says.
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Unknown C
Well, I mean the government'wonn't big permits scheme if you're ask me.
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Unknown B
Yeah, well, you.
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Unknown C
Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.
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Unknown A
He said the government is one Big Ponzi scheme. And then he said, Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time. Do you understand why Social Security is so popular? It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a social insurance system. So, yes, young, able bo people are working, and they make sure old people don't slip into poverty. Look at the reality of the situation, y'all. Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this. Social Security dramatically cuts poverty among seniors. 41.5% poverty rate for seniors if you don't have Social Security. 10% when you have Social Security. The whole idea of Social Security is like, hey, you know what would suck for a civilized society? Having elderly homeless people, Having senior citizens who are homeless. Isn't that sort of like a cornerstone of a civilized society? Let's make sure all of our old people are't homeless.
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Unknown A
Elon looks at that and goes, bro, it's a Ponzi scheme. We got toa get rid of it. All right, let's keep going.
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Unknown C
Well, people pay into Social Security and the money goes out of Social Security immediately. But the obligation for Social Security is your entire retirement career. So you're. You're paying with the. You're paying like.
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Unknown A
Like, if you look at the future obligate, you can tell he'bullshitting. He doesn't even know how. How to get through it. He doesn't even know how to do basic sophistry here of Social Security.
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Unknown C
It far exceeds the tax revenue far. Have you ever looked at the debt clock?
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Unknown B
Yes.
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Unknown C
Okay.
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Unknown A
Social Security has nothing to do with the debt. Literally nothing. It's in its own lockbox. He doesn't know what the fuck he. He doesn'know basic things about the government.
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Unknown C
Holy shit. There's our present day debt, but then there's our future obligations. So when you look at the future obligations of Social Security, the actual national debt is like double what people think it is because of the future obligations.
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Unknown A
There's Joe Rogan holding Elon accountable. U so you're gonna bring on the world's richest robber baron to lie to your audience about Social Security. And that's your fucking reaction? That's your fucking reaction. The debt has nothing to do with Social Security. Anybody who knows the first fucking thing about our government will tell you that. Oh, my God. And then there's this lie which he's a proponent of, which is, bro, Social Security is gonna go bankrupt by 2035 if we don't fucking do anything. Bro, that's also a lie. You know what happens in 2035, if we do nothing to the Social Security program, if you hear, oh, my God, it's gonna go bankrupt. What does that sound like you. Oh, my God. They have no money left. They're not gonna be able to pay anything anymore. That's what it sounds like, right? Oh, my God. Bankrupt.
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Unknown A
They are re not TNA able to pay anybody anything anymore. Oh, my God. Social Security will still pay out 83% of its benefits after 2035 if we do nothing. Nothing. So they're liars. This dude is a liar. And by the way, the way you fix it, very simple. It's very straightforward. You only get taxed for Social Security on your first. The number now I wa want to say is like, 170,000 used to be as low as, like, 117. You only get taxed on, like, your first 170,000 for Social Security if you just lift that cap, right? So that, like, somebody who makes $10 million a year, they pay Social Security tax on that whole $10 million, then Social Security is fully funded as far as the eye can see. So this is lie after lie after. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
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Unknown A
And again, just look at the optics of this, guys, let's be clear. Look at the optics of this. The world's richest man. He's a robber baron, billionaire oligarch. On a comedian'podcast Comedian. I use that term loosely these days. Spreading total lies and misinformation about Social Security at the same time. Guys, what's he doing? The Social Security Administration says it plans to cut 7,000 jobs as part of significant workforce reductions. Amid the Trump administration's ongoing efforts to slash the size of the federal workforce, they are shutting down Social Security offices all across this country. That's what they're doing. For the first time in U.S. history. Because of the world's richest robber barons. Grandma's gonna miss her Social Security check. We've never missed a Social Security check in the history of Social Security. Now you're gonna start missing checks. Cause the world's richest robber baron illegally hacked into our government systems and started del leading agencies he didn't like and slashing funding that he didn't like.
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Unknown A
We've never seen anything like this, guys. We've never seen anything like this. All right, I'm not done. We got more from these total charlatan conn losers.
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Unknown B
That's the problem that I see with all this Doge stuff, because everybody should be celebrating that we've found a way to cut out fraud and Waste?
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Unknown C
Yeah.
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Unknown A
Oh my God. You pay taxes, Joe. I'll ask you guys, you ready? How many examples of fraud has doge found? I won't even say how many people have been brought up on charges for fraud. Which by the way, if you find fraud, what you do is you charge them criminally. That's what happens. But let's put aside charges. How many examples of fraud have they found? Literally zero. None. Not a single instance. This has nothing to do with getting rid of waste, fraud and abuse. That's their lie. This is the world's richest man deleting all the government agencies he doesn't like. And the government agencies that check his power as an oligarch, robber baron, billionaire. There are like 12 agencies that were investigating Elon Musk for being exploitative and doing labor violations. Hes slashing the funding at all of them. Thats why he killed the cfpb, the anti scam police.
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Unknown A
He had a deal with Visa cause he wants x Twitter to be a payment processor. He just made a deal with Visa. Well then the CFPB is gonna regulate them cause it's a payment processor. So he destroys the cfpb. Thats s what this is guys. Oh my God. And Joe M. Hook, line and sink are falls for it. Just huffing Elon's farts in front of the world. Oh bro, you're finding a lot of ways bro. And abuse, bro, you're finding a lot of wass bro. Abuse bro. This has nothing to do with waste for abuse. Nothing. We already have the inspectors general to check for waste, fraud, abuse. Guess what? Donald Trump fired them in his first week. You already have the Gaio Government Accountability Office. They check for ways frign abuse. So instead of actually checking for waste, fraud, abuse using the ways that are already congressionally authorized, they lie, create this non governmental agency, illegally hack into the treasury, illegally hack into our governmentncies, start firing people left and right and slashing funding for life, saving things.
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Unknown A
Right? And then he's still spreading a lot waste, fraud, abuse. Waste frd. Abuse has nothing to do with waste, fraud or abuse. That's why not a single person has been charged and there's not a single example of waste, fraud or abuse. And then so what do they end up doing? They end up ling about oh we found all this money going towards u transgender belly dancing classes in Morocco. Has there ever been a fucking right wing bullshit lie that these people didn't fall for Ever, ever, ever. They want to talk about that bullshit stuff. They don't want to talk at all about the HIV medicine that would just cut off which now you're gonna have a lot of people die as a result of us cutting off that HIV medicine. Jesus Christ.
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Unknown B
Everybody should be celebrating that we've found a way to cut out fraud and waste. Yeah, if you pay taxes and you don't like that you have to pay so much in taxes and then you find out that there's significant fraud and waste that's been exposed. You should be celebrating it. This shouldn't be. Oh no, the wrong people found this fact and now it's a bad thing.
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Unknown C
Yes.
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Unknown A
This man has a literal baby brain. Like a literal baby brain. All Elon has to do is shit out some half assed excuse and Rogan slobberss it up like what the fuck are you talking about? Do. Do you have any idea what has been cut by Elon Mus? You don't have the first fucking clue. What's been cut by Elon Musk. Has Joe brought up at all the CFPB on his show? No, he's had robber barons on to lie about it. Robbert barons have said to him, oh man, this uh. They debank conservatives all the time. No they don't. The CFPB does the opposite. It protects people from being debanked. It's the anti scam police and he killed it. Has Rogan brought that up at all? Has Rogan brought up at all? Elon Musk's self dealing. Here's a guy as he slashing government programs. He just gave himself a contract that was supposed to go to Verizon for flight safety.
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Unknown A
He said we're gonna kill that and give it to Starlink. They committed fraud. Trump and Elon did. And backdated papers from Biden. Biden did a $438,000 Tesla subsidy. They went in there, changed the paperwork and said actually it was 400 million doars that Biden gave to me. Elon Musk, this guy is a liar. He's a con man, he's a fraud. And as he'he's taken $38 billion in government subsidies. That's corporate welfare. $38 billion for him and his companies as he's killing the anti scam police and destroying the department of Education and killing. You know, the Republicans are trying to do an $880 billion cut to Medicaid which is healthcare for poor people and disabled people. And Rogan has the nerve. Oh, you're just going after the waste for all and abuse, bro.
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Unknown B
There's the fucking propaganda, the mind fuck of calling it USAID Yes. Instead of the United States Agency for International Development, it sounds like it's feeding hungry people.
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Unknown A
Right, Joe? That is literally one of the things that it does. That is literally one alri Right. Let mea give you this one. This is, uh, the grand finale here. This is classic Elon being Elon. Listen to the delusions of grandeur as he's slash slashing Social Security so grandma won't get her check, right? Listen to what he says, what he has the nerve to say here.
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Unknown C
But I think if I fully destroy the corruption and the graft, they will kill me.
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Unknown B
That's a fucked up thing to live with.
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Unknown C
Yes. So'm like, damn it, listen, I really.
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Unknown B
Hope they don't kill you.
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Unknown C
Yeah, thanks. I mean, strive to be alive.
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Unknown A
He has the nerve to pretend, bro. If I really expose all this corruption, bro, they'll kill me, bro. They'll kill me, bro. Elon, you are the corruption. You are the world's richest man. You are a robber baron. You gave Trump over $250 million for him to get elected. And then in return for that, he allowed you to illegally hack the treasury and illegally slash funding for government agencies you don't personally like. You are the corruption. It's the most obvious thing in the world. Oh, my God, bro. I'm gonna lose my godamn mind. I'm gonna lose my godamn mind. Rogan'sitting there listening to this rant about corruption. Has Rogan said a goddamn word about the fact that Donald Trump launched a crypto scam two days before his inauguration and shook down his own supporters to the tune of billions of dollars? Has he said anything about that?
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Unknown A
Has he said anything about this robber baron heist that's planned the crypto strategic reserve, which is just a fancy way of saying US Taxpayers are gonna get billions of dollars to crypto billionaires who are buddies with Elon Musk and Donald Trump, he has the nerve to act like he's the fucking hero, bro. You are the villain in all of this. You ready for this, guys? There was one area where Rogan slightly pushed back. You wan to take a guess what issue it was? This is. This is rich. This is rich. So Rogan goes, bro, the thing that happened with Epstein files, bro, like, that's not encouraging, bro. They didn't even, like, release the real Epstein files, bro. And Elon goes, well, yeah, because the sailors on the ship are hostile to the captain of the ship. And that's why that happened. Donald Trump is President of the United States.
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Unknown A
He's already appointed Heads of agencies. This is Donald Trump's FBI. The reason they didn't release the real Epstein files. The reason it was a list from like a decade ago that was made by Gawker and then they fully redacted other parts of it, even though Gawker released it all. The reason they did that, Elon and Joe, is because Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for a decade. That's not me saying it. That's detailed reporting from the Daily Beast and Michael Wolf. We have Epstein from 2017 on literal audio tape saying, I was Trump's closest friend for a decade. What else did we learn from those audio tapes which released the first time Trump and Melana had sex was on the Lolita Express, Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile plane. You know what else we learned? Donald Trump like to blackmail his friends intoting letting him fuck their wives.
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Unknown A
This is what we learned. You know how many times Trump was on the Loliti Express? Seven different times. Gee, I wonder why they wouldn't release the real Epstein files. What is it about the right. You can get so obsessed with all of these conspiracy theories and go deep in the rabbit hole on it, but you just don't allow yourself to acknowledge the plain face reality in Occam's Razor that Donald Trump is a robber baron. He's part of these insider clubs, he's got tremendous dirt on him, but they like all the excuses in the world. Pro. It's not Trump. It's actually like, you know, there's people left over from the Biden administration that are sort of, you know, hiding the Epstein files or something. Bro, my ass cheeks. They are hiding the Epstein files because Donald Trump is fucking implicated in them. And by the way, there's plenty of pictures with Elon Musk and Ghain Maxwell.
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Unknown A
That is the right hand woman of Jeffrey Epstein, the VP of Elite Sex Crimes Incor. Whereas obviously the CEO is Jeffrey Epstein. Bro. It's not encouraging, bro, that a guy who's implicated by Epstein is not releasing Epstein files. I'm sort of surprised by that. I thought you were gonna expose all the corruption and stuff. Wake up, Joe. Wake up, wake up, wake up. You're gonna fucking huff hist farts all day long. Listen to every shitty fucking lie he tells you. Oh my God, it's like, it's humiliating. It's humiliating. Trump is implicated in Epstein files and Epstin files weren't released. They're like, gee, I wonder why I wouldn't release bro. And I warned you guys. I say, look, theyre re either gonna release nothing or theyll release something and heavily redact it. I was right, because they released something that was already released like a decade ago from Gawker, the black book.
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Unknown A
And they reacted it further. They could have just released the whole Gawker thing. Instead they redacted it further. O tell me more, bro, about the Democrats and how corrupt they are, bro. Tell me about how every why is everybody against finding waste, fraud and abuse, bro? I don't understand. Why are they against that? Joe Rogan has become a disgrace. Hey y'all, do me a favor and like and subscribe. It helps out big time in the algorithm. Click the bell as well for notifications when videos drop. And watch that video on screen right now. You know you want to.